We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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