the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
COCAINE IS GR8
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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