I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he puts the penis in happiness.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
it's great music for shaving your balls
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The uberlube is also flammable
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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