i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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