I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
