? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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