stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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