Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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