Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Barsexuality is the new black.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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