The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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