Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Boobs speak an international language.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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