we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
