butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Still dying that you shit outside
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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