There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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