Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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