Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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