I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
