You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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