dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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