Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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