Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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