...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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