i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
now i know why i became what i already was.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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