I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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