I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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