Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
3pm strippers are depressing
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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