Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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