dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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