The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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