Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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