these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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