your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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