when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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