Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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