i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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