i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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