Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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