We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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