He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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