Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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