You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
