And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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