I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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