just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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