Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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