I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
do herpes really smell.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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