yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
