Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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