Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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