cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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